[Corey did not have “adopt a wild raccoon” on his to-do list. Or any list. The thought never even crossed his mind. It just sort of happened? Like most things with him. Situations fall into his lap constantly - mostly bad, sometimes good, never… raccoon. It’s majorly unexpected to say the least.
When he spotted the little raccoon all by its lonesome in the park he felt so bad? And once he noticed something was wrong with its hind leg… he felt even worse. He couldn’t help himself. He had to do something. He had to help. Corey Cunningham always had a soft spot for the little guy - for obvious reasons.
He doesn’t know the first thing about raccoons or even having a pet in general. He never had a dog or cat or even a hamster growing up. He wasn’t allowed a pet because he couldn’t be trusted with the responsibility - and because his mother was finicky. Everything wrong with him is mostly her fault.
He was nervous about being around the creature once he spotted it, but it didn’t seem rabid? It was calm and trusting, approaching him with next to no hesitation. So he ended up taking it in to get checked out and vaccinated. And now it’s his.
Well - and Ji-woon’s. Which is funny because it’s been a few days and the guy hasn’t even bothered to come and see his new raccoon son for the first time yet. They’re supposed to have joint custody and so far Corey’s doing all the work, looking up everything he should know, building a hutch for the raccoon to stay. They haven’t officially decided on a name yet, so that can wait. Whenever he shows he up shows up.]
[ There are probably a lot of words that could be used to describe the relationship between Corey and Ji-Woon. The one Ji-Woon himself would use is "interesting." And sure, that's a choice that could imply a number of things. Don't a lot of people use it as a polite option, after all? It can serve as a thin palatable veneer over top of something unpleasant, too. It's a versatile word.
When it applies to Corey, though? There is something more genuine to the label. Because really, there are a lot of people around here that are just droll. What fun is there to be had with a guy who's entire personality is hating his dad and loving bear traps? After dealing with that kind of shit, of course you'd call the guy that comes in and declares that you're adopting a fucking raccoon now interesting.
Unfortunately, as Corey is probably starting to figure out, Ji-Woon is not at all suited for taking care of something. It might also be a little tempting to think Yun-Jin was maybe on to something with the whole not letting him have a pet thing. But about the time you start entertaining thoughts like that is usually when he'll actually show up and act like he was on time all along. What do you mean, you were waiting? Please. As if he would break his word so casually!
Thus, here he is, dressed up in clothes far too nice to be dealing with a semi-wild animal, and a smirk on his face like he's just stumbled upon the most interesting situation in the world. He offers a casual little wave, emitting an effortlessly cool vibe that's close to laughable in the middle of this drab little town, and gives the place a one over. ] Looks like you've been busy these last few days.
[Corey doesn’t even need to look up from what he’s doing to know who it is. The shoes are a dead giveaway.] Wow look who finally decided to make a special guest appearance.
[He doesn’t say it in a mean way. He’s incapable of attitude like that. Corey is trying not to laugh, which shows just how serious he isn’t. He finishes up the slight adjustments he was making to the hutch and sits back in the grass on his legs, adjusting his glasses and squinting in the sun. It’s obvious he’s been out here a while. His jeans are dirty from being in the grass and dirt. His shirt needs to be swapped out for now. Just use the hose on him at this point. But he isn’t complaining. The day’s a nice one and he’s getting things done.]
Busy is an understatement. Could’ve really used a hand but… figured you had a full schedule. As usual. [A joking little eyeroll and chuckle.
The two of them could hardly be any more different. What’s someone like Ji-woon Hak daring to be seen in public with Corey Cunningham? Never mind the fact that he’s Haddonfield’s resident (*acquitted) child killer. It’s just odd to say the least. There’s no way they would’ve been in the same social circle - ever - even way before the accident on Halloween night. But here they are.
And here comes the little raccoon Corey scooped up. There’s a bit of rustling in the nearby bushes, and the little guy pokes his head out. Corey glances over and laughs a little.]
Oh - there he is. [He gestures, not exactly pointing.] I knew he didn’t wander off too far. Don’t worry - he’s got his shots. He’s perfectly healthy. [A slight shrug.] That’s what the vet said anyway. C’mere! Come say hi.
[The raccoon knows Corey - of course - and is all too eager to hobble out towards him. But seeing someone new? That rattles the creature a little bit and it appears as if he’s having second thoughts!]
[ Ji-Woon raises a brow, though he's clearly unbothered. ] You're lucky I'm not charging fanmeet prices. [ Coming from most people he would find that kind of comment, to put it bluntly, annoying as fuck. Here, though, there's a nice little rapport going on that the occasional sarcastic jab is only adding to. ]
But now you can say you did all this on your own. [ He says like giving Corey a confidence boost was his plan all along. Rather his absence has anything to do with being busy or not really isn't the point anyway, right? That's another thing he likes about Corey. He doesn't pry. They've never had to have a discussion about it, either. It's a point of mutual, unspoken understanding. So while of course Ji-Woon is curious about Corey's darker history, he's surprisingly decent enough to keep that curiosity to himself.
Because, hey, who has time to wonder if their current company actually did purposefully murder a kid when the raccoon of the hour is making his debut? Who gets offered a wave too, by the way. Why not? ] Hey there, little man.
You're not really scared of me, are you? [ Ji-Woon looks down at the little creature like he's genuinely surprised he'd be anything but thrilled to see him. After a pause and then a moment of digging around in the pockets of his jacket, he pulls out a small container.
Ji-Woon? Coming prepared? It's more likely than you think!
He holds out a slice of apple with a bit of peanut butter on it. ] What about now, hm? I wouldn't bring you treats if I was a bad guy, would I?
Fanmeet prices? To come say hi to your son? [Corey's laughing way too much. They'd joked about it over text before. It's fair game.] That seems a little harsh you know. [Or way harsh.]
Uh huh. Of course. [Just like nearly everything else in his life - Corey gets it done himself. It's fine. He's used to it. Total pushover energy. But at least he feels accomplished. Never had a pet before and he hasn't killed this one on accident - that counts for something right?
He keeps an eye on the raccoon, shifting his gaze between him and Ji-woon then back again. A few times. Cautious.
The fact that he actually came with snacks is flooring him right about now. Consider him thoroughly surprised!
The raccoon is too. As soon as the peanut butter apple is on his tiny little radar, he's approaching his other dad, nose sniffing. He sits up on his hind legs, little hands ready to grab.]
You're not my son. [ He almost manages to sound matter-of-fact, but the stupidity of it has him cracking into laughter. His eyebrows go up, tone all faux accusation. ] Are you expecting some kind of discount just because you're raising him too?
[ Again, giving himself any credit here is far too generous. But it's fine if he gives Corey some too, he figures. What would this be called? Co-parenting? ... Co-parenting probably shouldn't involve looking smug that he's the one that brought the little treat and is about to be the favorite, but eh.
Ji-Woon grins at their new friend, kneeling down to get closer. ] Aw. Look at you minding your manners. [ Waiting for the raccoon to be brave enough to trust him is probably the first time Corey has ever seen him be patient about something. ] Go ahead. Take it.
[ The response Corey gets is a slight shrug. ] They were out of chocolate milk. [ More like he didn't look very hard. ]
Uh yeah - I definitely am. [Duh, Ji-woon. What kind of a guy do you think he is? He demands discounts. And he's so serious about it - underneath all the laughing he's doing.
This whole situation is beyond ridiculous but he really wouldn't have it any other way. Raccoon dads.
The fact that this guy is being so... sweet? And patient with the animal is beyond weird. It's not that Corey didn't think he was capable of such behavior, it just - doesn't seem to match? At all. Ji-woon's got that specific swagger about him. A persona that's utterly cool and aloof. But here he is hanging out in Corey's yard and feeding a raccoon. Insane really.
The raccoon's super polite actually. And takes the apple slice with its little hands shortly after it's told it's okay to. There it goes - munch, munching away. Quite satisfied!]
That's bullshit. Don't even try it with me. They always have chocolate milk. [Unless he managed to wipe out the convenience store... again... Come to think of it? He should have some in the fridge right inside the house...
The raccoon gets closer to Ji-woon looking for another treat, pawing at his leg a little. There has to be more, right? Look how cute it is. Don't make it beg.]
So. Names. What were we thinking? Can't just keep calling him Lil' Guy or whatever.
If I did it for you I'd have to do it for everyone. You want me to get me in trouble with Yun-Jin? [ She's essentially the mother in law in this scenario, isn't she? ... It would be pretty hysterical to see the two of them duke it out over discounts, actually. Maybe he should just let Corey have them and see what happens.
Ji-Woon's grinning watching those tiny hands hold on to the slice of apple like they're clutching treasure—or as close as he can get to a grin while still effortlessly maintaining that aura Corey's currently trying to line up with his actions. He wouldn't be bothered if Corey voiced any of those thoughts. Most people don't expect this side of him. But hey, you can't be marketed as a bad boy with a good heart underneath if you don't have any decent qualities.
(Well, you can. But it's harder.) ]
With they way you're always in there raiding the place? I'm shocked there's ever any left for everyone else. [ Ji-Woon looks up just long enough to roll his eyes before those little hands are expectantly pulling at his pants. ]
Oh! Did I keep you waiting too long for more? Sorry, sorry. [ He chuckles, holding out another piece. ] Can't we? Little Guy is kind of cute.
Yun-jin loves me - what are you talking about? [Corey can barely keep a straight face when he says this. Yun-jin doesn't like anyone. He does what he can to stay out of her way because he'd be the biggest fool not to. What a terrifying woman. (...Worse than his own mother? No, not worse. Close enough though.)]
I feel like chocolate milk has been blacklisted - just like everything else that has to do with me. [Mm, here comes the self-inflicted yet incredibly warranted pity party.] Surprised I haven't been chased out of town with torches and pitchforks like some monster. [The slightest shrug.] The verbal insults were enough for the angry mob I guess.
[While Corey rambles on, he catches himself observing Ji-woon's behavior out of the corner of his eye. It's definitely something different - much softer than he's used to. So strange.
...Yes, Ji-woon. You've kept Mister Man waiting far too long for more apple. How could you! That's neglect. The raccoon happily grabs another apple slice before carrying it off in its mouth. Farewell for now? It's going to eat over by the bushes for some reason. Corey watches it go, making sure there's no further wandering.]
Little Guy? [He squints some.] Huh - I guess so. Definitely fits in my opinion.
[ He makes a drawn out "eh" sound like he's giving it consideration. ] She tolerates you. That's as good as loving you in her case. [ If they're being real, there's a high probability the opinionated Yun-Jin Lee is only slightly less so when it comes to Corey for the sole reason that he gets Ji-Woon out of her hair once in a while.
He scrunches his face a bit the longer Corey keeps going. It's hard to tell if he feels bad for him or if he wants him to shut it. ]
You're not the only one who likes chocolate milk. [ In other words: "That's ridiculous." ] They'll forget about it. A scandal is only interesting as long as it's new. [ Small towns take a while longer to cycle through to something else, but it'll happen.
(Sometimes Ji-Woon thinks about being the one to create that something else.) ]
I said sorry. [ The sudden departure has him very close to pouting. That bush can't be more interesting than him. Ji-Woon stands back up and crosses his arms. ]
That his favorite spot or something? [ He does look awfully cute sitting over there. Unfair. How is he supposed to stay upset? ]
Tolerance is good enough sometimes. I’ll take what I can get. [Corey - such a downer. As he can be most times.
Not the face scrunch. As soon as Corey notices it, he’s making a face of his own. Annoyed, lips pursed. It’s behavior he should expect from Ji-woon by now, but still. How dare he.]
Not sure if you’re just tuning in, but it’s been five years and everyone’s still bent out of shape. At this rate no one’s gonna let it go. [Grumble grumble whatever. Focus back on Little Guy, please.]
He tends to like hiding out a lot. Probably still nervous or something. [He lets out the softest chuckle.] Treats can only do so much, you know? Be patient.
[He’s not sure Ji-woon is capable of that, but he says it anyway. Because sometimes a guy needs patience, okay?
Corey keeps an eye on the raccoon while starting to tidy up. He’s been out here too long and a shower would be nice. Little Guy is fine - just loitering by the bush and keeping to himself for the time being.]
[ Such a downer that Ji-Woon doesn't even have anything to say in response to how sad that sounded. He's just moving on. Yikes.
Maybe there's something in the air today that's got him sparing just a bit of decency, because he actually doesn't roll his eyes at Corey's shift in expression. But he does clearly want to, so Corey should take note of his benevolence. ]
And has anything else happened in this town since then? [ The answer is no. He's not putting effort into arguing about it beyond that. ]
What's there to be nervous about? You've been here all day. [ This empathy thing is so taxing. His sigh is needlessly dramatic. ] Fine. I guess.
[ For a minute he honest to God just stands there and watches Corey clean up. The man has no shame in it whatsoever. It wouldn't be Ji-Woon if he didn't abruptly say something surprising, though. ]
Think he has a family? [ Do raccoons stick together? Do they go off on their own when they're old enough? ]
No. [Absolutely nothing worth noting - besides the relentless bullying directed square at him. It’s like the town’s mandated therapy regiment or something.]
You’re his new dad. He has every right to be a little nervous. [Was that cheeky of him to say? Yes. Is he at least smiling about it? Absolutely.] He’ll come around when you least expect it.
[But for now the raccoon is really hanging out in that greenery, hidden except for his bushy tail.]
[ He does roll his eyes this time, though more because he doesn't have a witty comeback prepared than anything else. It's still true that everyone should like him right away, especially when he's being so particularly pleasant, but this is a raccoon. There haven't been many chances in his life thus far for him to hone his skills in the art of winning over animals. ]
Is that how it happened with you? [ The question comes without any sarcasm in spite of the eye roll. Corey would technically be the expert between them.
He doesn't answer so much as make a small noise of agreement. Somewhere. It occurs to him that as far as families go, his is apparently the most tolerable. Lucky him, he supposes. ]
I'll come in. [ The idea of sitting outside in his nice clothes is a little gross. His head tilts toward their son. ] He doesn't need to be watched?
[Wow. No witty comeback? Mark this day on the calendar. Corey keeps his comments to himself, only answers the question that’s posed to him.]
Hm? Yeah - he was afraid of me too at first. Now we’re best buds.
[And it’s obvious by how relaxed the raccoon seems throughout this whole meeting.]
Nah, he’s fine. Way less maintenance than I thought he’d be. Can always just duck out here and check on him in a bit. [Corey’s already on his way to the door, just casually waving in their son’s general direction. He’s still in the bushes. There’s no way not to keep tabs on him. (He’s so chunky.)]
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[Corey did not have “adopt a wild raccoon” on his to-do list. Or any list. The thought never even crossed his mind. It just sort of happened? Like most things with him. Situations fall into his lap constantly - mostly bad, sometimes good, never… raccoon. It’s majorly unexpected to say the least.
When he spotted the little raccoon all by its lonesome in the park he felt so bad? And once he noticed something was wrong with its hind leg… he felt even worse. He couldn’t help himself. He had to do something. He had to help. Corey Cunningham always had a soft spot for the little guy - for obvious reasons.
He doesn’t know the first thing about raccoons or even having a pet in general. He never had a dog or cat or even a hamster growing up. He wasn’t allowed a pet because he couldn’t be trusted with the responsibility - and because his mother was finicky. Everything wrong with him is mostly her fault.
He was nervous about being around the creature once he spotted it, but it didn’t seem rabid? It was calm and trusting, approaching him with next to no hesitation. So he ended up taking it in to get checked out and vaccinated. And now it’s his.
Well - and Ji-woon’s. Which is funny because it’s been a few days and the guy hasn’t even bothered to come and see his new raccoon son for the first time yet. They’re supposed to have joint custody and so far Corey’s doing all the work, looking up everything he should know, building a hutch for the raccoon to stay. They haven’t officially decided on a name yet, so that can wait. Whenever he shows he up shows up.]
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When it applies to Corey, though? There is something more genuine to the label. Because really, there are a lot of people around here that are just droll. What fun is there to be had with a guy who's entire personality is hating his dad and loving bear traps? After dealing with that kind of shit, of course you'd call the guy that comes in and declares that you're adopting a fucking raccoon now interesting.
Unfortunately, as Corey is probably starting to figure out, Ji-Woon is not at all suited for taking care of something. It might also be a little tempting to think Yun-Jin was maybe on to something with the whole not letting him have a pet thing. But about the time you start entertaining thoughts like that is usually when he'll actually show up and act like he was on time all along. What do you mean, you were waiting? Please. As if he would break his word so casually!
Thus, here he is, dressed up in clothes far too nice to be dealing with a semi-wild animal, and a smirk on his face like he's just stumbled upon the most interesting situation in the world. He offers a casual little wave, emitting an effortlessly cool vibe that's close to laughable in the middle of this drab little town, and gives the place a one over. ] Looks like you've been busy these last few days.
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[He doesn’t say it in a mean way. He’s incapable of attitude like that. Corey is trying not to laugh, which shows just how serious he isn’t. He finishes up the slight adjustments he was making to the hutch and sits back in the grass on his legs, adjusting his glasses and squinting in the sun. It’s obvious he’s been out here a while. His jeans are dirty from being in the grass and dirt. His shirt needs to be swapped out for now. Just use the hose on him at this point. But he isn’t complaining. The day’s a nice one and he’s getting things done.]
Busy is an understatement. Could’ve really used a hand but… figured you had a full schedule. As usual. [A joking little eyeroll and chuckle.
The two of them could hardly be any more different. What’s someone like Ji-woon Hak daring to be seen in public with Corey Cunningham? Never mind the fact that he’s Haddonfield’s resident (*acquitted) child killer. It’s just odd to say the least. There’s no way they would’ve been in the same social circle - ever - even way before the accident on Halloween night. But here they are.
And here comes the little raccoon Corey scooped up. There’s a bit of rustling in the nearby bushes, and the little guy pokes his head out. Corey glances over and laughs a little.]
Oh - there he is. [He gestures, not exactly pointing.] I knew he didn’t wander off too far. Don’t worry - he’s got his shots. He’s perfectly healthy. [A slight shrug.] That’s what the vet said anyway. C’mere! Come say hi.
[The raccoon knows Corey - of course - and is all too eager to hobble out towards him. But seeing someone new? That rattles the creature a little bit and it appears as if he’s having second thoughts!]
Don’t be shy. He’s late - but he’s here.
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But now you can say you did all this on your own. [ He says like giving Corey a confidence boost was his plan all along. Rather his absence has anything to do with being busy or not really isn't the point anyway, right? That's another thing he likes about Corey. He doesn't pry. They've never had to have a discussion about it, either. It's a point of mutual, unspoken understanding. So while of course Ji-Woon is curious about Corey's darker history, he's surprisingly decent enough to keep that curiosity to himself.
Because, hey, who has time to wonder if their current company actually did purposefully murder a kid when the raccoon of the hour is making his debut? Who gets offered a wave too, by the way. Why not? ] Hey there, little man.
You're not really scared of me, are you? [ Ji-Woon looks down at the little creature like he's genuinely surprised he'd be anything but thrilled to see him. After a pause and then a moment of digging around in the pockets of his jacket, he pulls out a small container.
Ji-Woon? Coming prepared? It's more likely than you think!
He holds out a slice of apple with a bit of peanut butter on it. ] What about now, hm? I wouldn't bring you treats if I was a bad guy, would I?
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Uh huh. Of course. [Just like nearly everything else in his life - Corey gets it done himself. It's fine. He's used to it. Total pushover energy. But at least he feels accomplished. Never had a pet before and he hasn't killed this one on accident - that counts for something right?
He keeps an eye on the raccoon, shifting his gaze between him and Ji-woon then back again. A few times. Cautious.
The fact that he actually came with snacks is flooring him right about now. Consider him thoroughly surprised!
The raccoon is too. As soon as the peanut butter apple is on his tiny little radar, he's approaching his other dad, nose sniffing. He sits up on his hind legs, little hands ready to grab.]
Wow and you didn't bring me anything?
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[ Again, giving himself any credit here is far too generous. But it's fine if he gives Corey some too, he figures. What would this be called? Co-parenting? ... Co-parenting probably shouldn't involve looking smug that he's the one that brought the little treat and is about to be the favorite, but eh.
Ji-Woon grins at their new friend, kneeling down to get closer. ] Aw. Look at you minding your manners. [ Waiting for the raccoon to be brave enough to trust him is probably the first time Corey has ever seen him be patient about something. ] Go ahead. Take it.
[ The response Corey gets is a slight shrug. ] They were out of chocolate milk. [ More like he didn't look very hard. ]
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This whole situation is beyond ridiculous but he really wouldn't have it any other way. Raccoon dads.
The fact that this guy is being so... sweet? And patient with the animal is beyond weird. It's not that Corey didn't think he was capable of such behavior, it just - doesn't seem to match? At all. Ji-woon's got that specific swagger about him. A persona that's utterly cool and aloof. But here he is hanging out in Corey's yard and feeding a raccoon. Insane really.
The raccoon's super polite actually. And takes the apple slice with its little hands shortly after it's told it's okay to. There it goes - munch, munching away. Quite satisfied!]
That's bullshit. Don't even try it with me. They always have chocolate milk. [Unless he managed to wipe out the convenience store... again... Come to think of it? He should have some in the fridge right inside the house...
The raccoon gets closer to Ji-woon looking for another treat, pawing at his leg a little. There has to be more, right? Look how cute it is. Don't make it beg.]
So. Names. What were we thinking? Can't just keep calling him Lil' Guy or whatever.
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Ji-Woon's grinning watching those tiny hands hold on to the slice of apple like they're clutching treasure—or as close as he can get to a grin while still effortlessly maintaining that aura Corey's currently trying to line up with his actions. He wouldn't be bothered if Corey voiced any of those thoughts. Most people don't expect this side of him. But hey, you can't be marketed as a bad boy with a good heart underneath if you don't have any decent qualities.
(Well, you can. But it's harder.) ]
With they way you're always in there raiding the place? I'm shocked there's ever any left for everyone else. [ Ji-Woon looks up just long enough to roll his eyes before those little hands are expectantly pulling at his pants. ]
Oh! Did I keep you waiting too long for more? Sorry, sorry. [ He chuckles, holding out another piece. ] Can't we? Little Guy is kind of cute.
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I feel like chocolate milk has been blacklisted - just like everything else that has to do with me. [Mm, here comes the self-inflicted yet incredibly warranted pity party.] Surprised I haven't been chased out of town with torches and pitchforks like some monster. [The slightest shrug.] The verbal insults were enough for the angry mob I guess.
[While Corey rambles on, he catches himself observing Ji-woon's behavior out of the corner of his eye. It's definitely something different - much softer than he's used to. So strange.
...Yes, Ji-woon. You've kept Mister Man waiting far too long for more apple. How could you! That's neglect. The raccoon happily grabs another apple slice before carrying it off in its mouth. Farewell for now? It's going to eat over by the bushes for some reason. Corey watches it go, making sure there's no further wandering.]
Little Guy? [He squints some.] Huh - I guess so. Definitely fits in my opinion.
[ INHALES ] we are so back...
He scrunches his face a bit the longer Corey keeps going. It's hard to tell if he feels bad for him or if he wants him to shut it. ]
You're not the only one who likes chocolate milk. [ In other words: "That's ridiculous." ] They'll forget about it. A scandal is only interesting as long as it's new. [ Small towns take a while longer to cycle through to something else, but it'll happen.
(Sometimes Ji-Woon thinks about being the one to create that something else.) ]
I said sorry. [ The sudden departure has him very close to pouting. That bush can't be more interesting than him. Ji-Woon stands back up and crosses his arms. ]
That his favorite spot or something? [ He does look awfully cute sitting over there. Unfair. How is he supposed to stay upset? ]
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Not the face scrunch. As soon as Corey notices it, he’s making a face of his own. Annoyed, lips pursed. It’s behavior he should expect from Ji-woon by now, but still. How dare he.]
Not sure if you’re just tuning in, but it’s been five years and everyone’s still bent out of shape. At this rate no one’s gonna let it go. [Grumble grumble whatever. Focus back on Little Guy, please.]
He tends to like hiding out a lot. Probably still nervous or something. [He lets out the softest chuckle.] Treats can only do so much, you know? Be patient.
[He’s not sure Ji-woon is capable of that, but he says it anyway. Because sometimes a guy needs patience, okay?
Corey keeps an eye on the raccoon while starting to tidy up. He’s been out here too long and a shower would be nice. Little Guy is fine - just loitering by the bush and keeping to himself for the time being.]
SICKENIONGGGG
Maybe there's something in the air today that's got him sparing just a bit of decency, because he actually doesn't roll his eyes at Corey's shift in expression. But he does clearly want to, so Corey should take note of his benevolence. ]
And has anything else happened in this town since then? [ The answer is no. He's not putting effort into arguing about it beyond that. ]
What's there to be nervous about? You've been here all day. [ This empathy thing is so taxing. His sigh is needlessly dramatic. ] Fine. I guess.
[ For a minute he honest to God just stands there and watches Corey clean up. The man has no shame in it whatsoever. It wouldn't be Ji-Woon if he didn't abruptly say something surprising, though. ]
Think he has a family? [ Do raccoons stick together? Do they go off on their own when they're old enough? ]
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You’re his new dad. He has every right to be a little nervous. [Was that cheeky of him to say? Yes. Is he at least smiling about it? Absolutely.] He’ll come around when you least expect it.
[But for now the raccoon is really hanging out in that greenery, hidden except for his bushy tail.]
…A family? [Uh. Yeah, consider Corey surprised.] …Maybe. Somewhere.
[A family that’s obviously abandoned the little guy. But it doesn’t matter, because the raccoon’s got a new, better one now.]
Did you want to come in or something? Stay with your son? I need to shower.
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Is that how it happened with you? [ The question comes without any sarcasm in spite of the eye roll. Corey would technically be the expert between them.
He doesn't answer so much as make a small noise of agreement. Somewhere. It occurs to him that as far as families go, his is apparently the most tolerable. Lucky him, he supposes. ]
I'll come in. [ The idea of sitting outside in his nice clothes is a little gross. His head tilts toward their son. ] He doesn't need to be watched?
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Hm? Yeah - he was afraid of me too at first. Now we’re best buds.
[And it’s obvious by how relaxed the raccoon seems throughout this whole meeting.]
Nah, he’s fine. Way less maintenance than I thought he’d be. Can always just duck out here and check on him in a bit. [Corey’s already on his way to the door, just casually waving in their son’s general direction. He’s still in the bushes. There’s no way not to keep tabs on him. (He’s so chunky.)]
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That's the spirit.
Now, you've never been so I have to explain the party rules.
We have a BYOV rule at these. (That's Bring Your Own Victim)
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Right.
I figured there'd be something like that.
Anything else I need to know about?
[He needs the make the best impression. Or else.]
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He thinks about this for a moment, but texts anyway.]
Yeah no of course not. Not gonna happen.
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I keep it simple lol.
for @bubblegumheart
So why don't you give him a chance?
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You deserve the best.
I'm trying to be supportive here.
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I know, and I appreciate it. <3
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Idk what’s going on in the personality dept lol.
But you’ve seen that smile right?
Oh god am I shallow?
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He does have a nice smile, though. I think we can let it slide this one time. <3
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If you want.
Make sure he’s cool??
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You can count on me.
Sure hope I don’t get jealous or whatever…
Like if he turns out to be as perfect as I think he is…
lolol
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No need to get jealous. You're still my favorite person.
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[She doesn’t get what he’s saying there tho, so…]
No I mean
If I were jealous of your new boyfriend as in
Oh damn maybe I should’ve went for him first lol
Yeah I shouldn’t have typed all that.
a thousand years later because I deleted the notif for this lmao
What does it say about us that we might or might not have the same taste in guys?
[Nailed it.]
omg hi no worries
Everything we know is a lie.
<3
And that's not a huge surprise, though, considering how mom is.
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LOL
You do have a point!!
What else has she been keeping from us…?
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I'm gonna go with good.
It happens! And look. Are you sure you wanna start asking that question? Knowing how she is??
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What was I thinking??
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You know that’s way too dangerous lol.
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[Something something inquiring minds.]
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If you want lol.
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I’m your only brother lol.
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for @ghostface
Had more important things to worry about.
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( share with the class. )
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[uh]